I mean, listen. They’re meant to be together.
I CAN’T STOP
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ITS LIKE WHATEVER U WANT.. LIKE 10 DOLLARS IT DONT MATTER
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THEY SHOWED ME THIS VIDEO IN HIGH SCHOOL BIO
THE PROFESSOR LITERALLY HAD TO REWIND TO THIS POINT BECAUSE WE WERE ALL LAUGHING SO HARD
Student: “What if I wanna have sex before I get married?”
Teacher: *matter of factly* “Well I guess you just have to be prepared to die.”
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we do a lot of stuff we don’t realise like breaking someone’s heart and never suspecting they had a crush on us, or having your hand on your boob for 3 hours straight
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Didnt see that one coming..
omg that little dude didn’t even take any time to adjust to it’s new surroundings it jsut went for it
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i know its a stingray but it looks like cthulhu popped his head up to say hi
I thought it was a giant squid.
holy shit they get this big?
They do get this big! They also tame relatively easily and are surprisingly docile animals. Its popular to swim with them in many beachy areas. As long as you’re not stupid and mean to them, your odds of being hurt by them are very low.
I had the opportunity to swim with a school of them on a sandbar once and I must say they are very aggreeable animals, though they do have the tendency to mob you if you have food, and they can be quite heavy. Still very pleasant animals.
ha cthulhu
Humans will pet anything. If aliens come, that might be what distinguishes us from the rest of the galaxy.
“we were going to blow them up, but they engaged in an oddly pleasing patting ritual and, well, it was nice.”
I read today that stingrays recently passed the mirror test: they recognize their own reflection, potentially implying they have some concept of self.
They killed Steve Erwin
Steve Irwin actually forgave the stringray that killed him. Some of his last words were “It wasn’t his fault, I startled him”, so even after being critically injured by one, even Steve Irwin knew that it was just a docile animal defending itself.
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dicks out for newpussycat
what’s newpussycat
WHOA WHOA OOOHH
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when i was about 8 (bearing in mind deathly hallows was released when i was about 15) i wrote a harry potter fanfiction where harry and ginny where married and it was the morning of the september 1st and they were taking their 3 kids to the platform to meet ron, hermione, and their kids. i dont remember what the weasley kids were called, but i do remember that harrys kids were called lily, james, and for some reason mercury bob. i dont know why mercury bob, but i do know its still less stupid than albus severus.
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